The World In 7 Photos

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The World In 7 Photos

Thanks to John Termini for this interesting world tour in photos.BB

The World In 7 Photos

Only in China

Only in Hawaii

Only in India

Only in Mexico

Only in Texas

Only In Thailand

And last, but not least
Only In America

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April 2008 - Week 4

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product promos to all the Doctor's offices

Uh-O, Here we go with the blond jokes. Dan Horn, Your on your own buddy...

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a North Dakota rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

So then the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

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Here's one from Wayne Paddack.

The other day in Portsmouth, a man out walking noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. He walked up to her and said 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What's your secret?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice

big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,

and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other

exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.

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Another Blond Lady joke. This one from Tony Moscicki

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf balls'.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?

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Rob Ferguson sends this one in.

I wonder if they are giving these out as product promos to all the Doctor's offices.

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Heres Dave Snavly's submission for the week.

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD

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April 2008 - Week 4

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Why take the unnecessary risks and get a ticket?!!

Why take the unnecessary risks and get a ticket?!!

Here's a good one to get us started. Thanks to Dan Thompson for dropping in.

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Dave Snavely checks in with this one.

BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about, the next time you see a bottle of wine.

Mary was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Mary looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

'Good trade.....'

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Dave Snavely really pulled some strings to get two of his jokes on this week. BB

Traffic Question

Q:You are driving along a narrow two lane dirt road with a NO PASSING sign posted and you come upon a bicycle rider going only 3 MPH. Do you?:

 (a) Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 6 miles, or   

 (b) Do you break the traffic law by passing so you may get to your destination on time?   

Which is the correct choice?   

Most women choose the "B" answer and would pass regardless of the posted no passing sign. 

A:Most Men answer--            

Why take the unnecessary risks and get a ticket?!! 

*************************************************************************Thanks to George Villanueva for sending this one in.

Subject: business humor

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six monthswithout a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'

The lessons from this story are:

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Don't mess with old people.

*************************************************************************I don't know why I'm posting this since I know that QH Troopers don't ever talk like this....OK...around women.....Thanks to John Termini for sending this one our way.

Cursing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to our attention that some individuals throughout
the office have been using foul language
during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be
tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating
with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas
and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank You, Management

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July 2008 - Week 2

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JULY 2008 - Week 1

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DOG FOR SALE!!!!

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